Popular Nigerian comedian ‘Bovi’ has been all over social media for the past few days, not for an upcoming show, but for the unorthodox way in which he’s celebrating his birthday.
By putting his friends in uncomfortable situations as they try to maneuver their way out of trouble.
Some people find it funny while others find it quite offensive as it seems to break the rules of the bro code as these scenarios show the different ways ‘bros’ help other ‘bros’ escape awkward and most times delicate situations.
Wondering what this bro code is all about? Well there’s no point hiding it, the ‘Bro bible’ as written by Barney Stinson from How I met your mother is one google search away…..this isn’t one of those mystery type adventures where you have to go to some Bronastery (Bro Monastery) for the book, its 2019, we’re pretty sure the launch codes to Kim Jong un’s ballistic missiles are somewhere on the dark web.
World peace aside, we know you probably don’t have the time to do a simple google search….Buhari is president, you have to focus on your hustle. So here are some of the bro codes that Bovi violated and his bros upheld.
A Bro never divulges the existence of The Bro Code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason… no, not even that reason. Sadly Uncle Bovi managed to break this rule on several occasions and it looks like he will keep breaking it with no remorse, for our amusement of course
If a chick inquires about another Bros sexual history, a Bro shall honor the Brode of Silence and play dumb. Better to have women think all men are stupid than, to tell the truth. How Uncle Mohammed managed to maneuver out this awkward situation was admirable.
A Bro will make any and all efforts to provide his Bro with protection. Bro-tection forms a central pillar or, more accurately, a plastic coating for the central pillar of the Bro way of life. It’s amazing how all his bros stuck to the bro code without taking the easy way out.
Get up to speed with Bro Barney Stinson here.
There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro. Women make excellent Bros. Why? Because they can translate and navigate the confusing and contradictory conversations that leave most men stuttering.
Learn more Bro codes here
Here’s a video of a real bro in action.
All in all, it was fun watching Bovi and his wife prank his friends.
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